Nancy was having coffee with Helen.
Nancy asked: "How do you know your husband loves you?"
"He takes out the garbage every morning".
"That's not love. That's good housekeeping.
"My husband gives me all the spending money I need."
"That's not love. That's generosity."
"My husband never looks at other women."
"That's not love. That's poor vision."
"John always opens the door for me."
"That's not love. That's good manners."
"John kisses me even when I've eaten garlic and I have curlers in my hair."
"Now, that's love."