UNDERTAKER

A guy that was paid very well to speak at a local business dinner rushed out the door so fast he forgot to grab his false teeth. Just before it was time for him to be announced, he turned to one of his table guests sadly and said to him -

"I can't do this, I forgot my false teeth".

The guy looks at him and says - "sure you can, let me go nearby to my business and get you a pair. When he returns the speaker tried them

"Too loose" he said.

The man reaches again then says, "I have another pair... try these."
The speaker tried them and responded,

"Too tight." "Ok!, the guy says, "I have one more pair... try these."


The speaker said, "They fit perfectly!"

With that, he gave a thundering speech. After the speech, he went back to his table to eat his dinner and to thank the new-found friend that just saved him. "I want to thank you for coming to may aid, said the dinner speaker... Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
"Dentist? replies the guy... I'm no Dentist... I'm the undertaker!"